Big Gun On the Tetons

Craving a Romance novel that's short, super sweet, and delightfully tiny? Dive into a world filled with parody, relentless innuendos, and prose so wonderfully over the top, even Bulwer/Lytton would approve. Oh, and don't forget about the plaid cows. Follow Betty Tungsgood on her bold quest to deliver a herd of Argyle Steers to Oregon, hindered only by a nefarious lady in the Badlands and an unusual habit of skinny-dipping. With the enigmatic Jack by her side (in every sense), the adventure is bound to be anything but ordinary. Critics are raving with laughter and calling it “hilarious, LOL” and “lusty fun,” though some wouldn't dare admit to reading it. Discover the charm of "Big Gun on the Tetons" for yourself.

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About the Author: Amanda Couverme
Amanda Couverme was born to fabulously wealthy parents in the Hamptons when she was very young. She began writing her first almost-novel when she was four, working in crayon on the wall of her father's study. After spending a meticulous five years on each chapter she finally finished at the age of thirty. It was not known what she did during her sorority years. The original manuscript was unfortunately painted over in the remodel of '98.

Besides being the figment of GJ Scherzinger's imagination, she finds time to live in a posh Manhattan apartment with a pampered cat and a latin lover who claims he has run with the bull. Currently she is madly working on her second almost-novel, "Don't Point That Thing at ME!", which she hopes to have done before "The Game of Thrones" is finished. At a page or so a month, she figures she has the edge.

GJ Scherzinger on the other hand, spends most of his time writing serious fiction, or at least as serious as you can get when magic is involved, and lives as far away from the Hamptons as he can get. One time TV Producer/Director, sailor, skier and cribbage player, he will also complete a fourth for pinochle if pressed. He is working on his third novel and hoping people will read his first two.
If you like your Romance novels Short, Swwweeet, and Petite, then this is for you. Parody, innuendo, more innuendo, prose only Bulwer/Lytton could love, and plaid cows. It doesn't get any worse ... or does it?

Betty Tungsgood has to deliver a herd of Argyle Steers to Oregon. The only thing standing in her way is a bad woman in the Badlands and a penchant for swimming nude. But she has Jack at her side. And back. And front.

Critical Reviews for "Big Gun on the Tetons".

"... hilarious, LOL ... " - Katherine M.
"... lusty fun ..." - Gretchen G.
" ... you don't think I actually read that stuff do you?" - Patricia F.

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