Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I

Meet Buddy, a unique Beagle who's not only literate but deeply engrossed in "Mental Masturbation" for anxiety relief. With a mind that's always on overdrive, Buddy pens down his thoughts and adventures, aiming to explore the "why" of life. Through this collection of missives, he invites readers into his world of endless curiosity and introspection, all while seeking enlightenment (and treats). Dive into Buddy's world, where even the mundane becomes intriguing.

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About the Author: BuzzzzOff
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The mental masturbation disgorgement (zero dosage) of less than professional, albeit experienced, fun-loving, albeit profound, opinionated, albeit rational, missives dedicated to those GastroNaughties and VineNaughties of exceedingly discerning, albeit not too snobby, palates.

And all the other people who just happen to think a lot (too much?) about the world in which we live, perhaps from a slightly different, possibly crazy, perspective.
Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation.

Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief. It affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.

This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the "why" of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!

Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment.

Hugs and Kisses,

Buddy
buddy@buzzzzoff.com

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