Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book II

Meet Buddy, the writing and reading Beagle with a penchant for Mental Masturbation, a unique method he uses for anxiety relief and navigating his constantly active, curious mind. In his second book, Buddy explores the "why" of life through a mix of adventures and ponderings on seemingly trivial matters. Through his narratives, he aims to entertain, provoke thought, and, frankly, fund his treat addiction. If you've ever wondered about life's bigger questions or simply enjoy a dog's perspective, Buddy's reflections offer a whimsical yet insightful read. And if you happen to know a cure for his incessant Mental Masturbation, Buddy's all ears!

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Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. This is my second book!

Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief that affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.

This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the "why" of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!

Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment.

Hugs and Kisses,

Buddy
buddy@buzzzzoff.com

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Available in the following formats: .epub, .pdf, .mobi

Price: $2.99 USD

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