Dateline Smileyville

Markus Pell's life flips from "reasonably normal" to extraordinary when his Imaginary Master Mind, ghosts of historical figures like Lincoln and Twain, come to life. Running Smileyville Cab and dreaming of his Bright White Light Entertainment Engine, Markus never expected to live with ghosts or be thrust into politics. Yet, the Secret Society of Conservative Democrats nominates him as their Presidential candidate for 2012 and 2016. Now, with his spectral "kitchen cabinet," Markus is set to change America forever.

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About the Author: Markus Pell
Markus Pell is an ordinary fellow leading an extraordinary life. Aside from his work as a 'cabbie extraordinaire' at Smileyville Cab and Courier, he is also striving to build the Bright White Light Entertainment Engine.

Deciding that he did not have enough on his plate, the Smileyville Township Secret Society of Conservative Democrats finally came into the light of day, morphed into the Conservative Democratic Party, and nominated Markus as its first candidate for President of the United States. That was for the 2012 election. Then, for good measure, they went ahead and gave him the nomination for 2016, too! So now, in his spare time, he is running for president - and doing so in his own unique fashion.

Throw in the ghosts of his Imaginary Master Mind, all of whom are alive and well, the elves he has met, his special relationship with the 'world of critters' and the activities of his irascible G.A. (Guardian Angel), Chester 'Snook' Williams, and it is a wonder that Markus Pell has any time for his daughter Mellanie 'Mell' Pell or for Ellie Belle O'Dell, the woman he loves and aims to marry - but he finds the time.

Yes, Americans, all this... and he writes snazzy novels, too. Heh.
Markus Pell was leading his life, minding his own business, running Smileyville Cab and Courier while working toward his dream business: the Bright White Light Entertainment Engine. He considers himself 'reasonably normal' and thought his life, too, was 'reasonably normal,' which it was - reasonably.

Until, that is, the ghostly members of his Imaginary Master Mind came to life. There is nothing normal about living with ghosts named Lincoln or Truman, Dickens or Twain. Markus could tell you. He knows.

And now those ghosts have come to constitute his 'kitchen cabinet.' This is because, deciding that Markus had more spare time than is healthy, the Smileyville Township Secret Society of Conservative Democrats came out of hiding, became the Conservative Democratic Party, and nominated Markus as its 2012 candidate for President of the United States. They nominated him for 2016, too, just for good measure.

And America will never be the same.

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