Laina & The Vamp

For every woman who's loved a vampire, here's a tale of unexpected passions. Laina's love for all things white - from cottage cheese to mashed potatoes - baffles Vladimir, a vampire whose interests lean towards the dark and stylish. But as they explore each other's worlds, Vladimir confesses his deepest passion is Laina herself, sparking a unique romance that transcends their differences.

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About the Author: B. K. Smith
B. K. Smith is award-winning author of the Lipstick Mountains Memoirs. A graduate of New York Medical College, Westchester County, New York, she is acting Director of Prevention Through Education, a non-profit organization dedicated to inspiring learning of at-risk people of all ages and cultures.
For every woman who ever loved a Vampire.

“What is your passion?” Vladimir asked Laina.

“White,” she replied without hesitation. “I eat cottage cheese and pot cheese, farmer’s cheese, ricotta, mozzarella, meringue, Reddi-whip, Cool Whip, mashed potatoes, white rice, spring turnips, and I drink non-fat milk and occasionally one glass of Chardonnay—maybe two.”

The Vampire watched her. Was she kidding? He was expecting something more like jewelry, lingerie, perfume.

“My skin is very pale, you see,” she continued, “I think I’m anemic.”

The Vampire muffled a groan, rolling his eyes in ecstasy. This made Laina unsure. After a noticeable interval, and out of sheer discomfort, she asked him the same question.

“What is your passion?”

Vladimir grew uneasy. His eyes moved to her watch and he smiled uncomfortably and then gazed off again. His favorite color was indeed black, possibly the only aesthetic principal he steadfastly maintained, but he had never been opposed to anything that smacked of style and excess, like red.

Finally he leaned into her and answered, “You.”

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